- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Women's Rights Movement

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

my gramma died

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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