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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

i read the terms of service when i posted this

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

knock knock whose there? my penis.

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

A man walked into a bar owch

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.