Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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Xbox One

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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Tunechi

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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