- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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