- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

Why won't the carny let the black kid on the carnival ride? He doesn't meet the height requirements

What's pink and when you press a button it turns red? A baby in a blender. What's pink and when you hit it against the wall sounds metallic? A baby with two forks stuck in its eyes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

women's rights

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

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