- Anti Joke

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Bean.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Why did the man starve to death? Because his wife died

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

a preist sees a rabbi on the street while taking a walk. he says hi and proceeds to have a nice conversation as they are good friends despite their religous differences

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.