- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs and an eyepatch? names...

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

how did the man die he didnt

Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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