- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

why couldnt the kid get off the couch when his mom asked him to? he was paralyzed

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

What did david give back? Nothing.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

what do you call a half dead black person crawling across your lawn..............................stop laughing and reload

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

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