- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

How did the chicken know where he was going? He had a map.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

wanna hear a joke? yes

Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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