knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

whats white and pointless? chalk.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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