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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

Brother comes downstairs wet and naked Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

girls basketball

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Womens rights

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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