What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

why does column have a letter n?

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Neil is a reterd.

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

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