- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? The Farmer immediately noticed the oncoming car and flagged it down so the driver would stop and he could grab his chicken and carry it safely back to the coop

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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