What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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two cannables walk in to McDonalds

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How many men do you have to have sex with to show that you're gay? But, I'm a woman!

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

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Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Internet Explorer

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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