- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

A man killed himself.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

whats good about poland... fukk all

Roses are red violets are blue suck my and I'll you too

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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