- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

So does Blake

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

Rick santorum

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Church.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Your Grandma and your mom drove off a cliff, who survived? Both of them, they didn't drive off a cliff.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

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