What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

Knock Know! Come in!

How do you kill the circus? You chop it's head off.

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

I'm Jewish

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Why is Michael Jackson bad at checkers? Cause he's dead.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Anti Joke

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