- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Santa isn't real

i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

69 :)

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??