- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Why did the black guy cross the street? Because his master ordered him to

My arms get tired from carrying my big diick everywhere, well at least it's better than dragging it

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

A school bus full of orphans falls of a cliff.

whats black and red all over? a chalk board

soccer

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Knock knock.. Who's there? Breaking. Breaking who? Im breaking up with you.

there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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