- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

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