- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

I used to tell people: step on my foot on purpose and ill FUCKlNG BREAK YOURS! Then I Evolved.. friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Thumb me down or step on my foot if only on mistake, and I will break off both your legs and ram them up your ASS!

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Why was the man late for work? Because he slept in.

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