- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do the Kardashians change a light bulb? They buy a new mansion

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Afronaut

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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