Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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What does the funeral director say at a jewish funeral? Ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes to ashes...

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where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

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Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's always an Asian Better than you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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