- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Your Mom!!!

Okay, after this one then...

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not her.

why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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