What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

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What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

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I told my grandmother to act her age.... she then died

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

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Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

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Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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