- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

The WNBA

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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