It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

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Why was the woman?

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? An amputation.

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What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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Jimmy Saville

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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feminism

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

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What is worse than the holocaust? World War III.

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What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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