- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

Wanna hear a joke? Denver Broncos.

Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Howdid we get copper piping we put a Pennie between two Jules

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Woman's Rights

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

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