roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Rebecca Black's career.

where did Lucy go when the bomb dropped? everywhere.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Velcro. What a rip off.

roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

I'm 4 and what is this?

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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