Gangnam style

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

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There's my tractor.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

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The grass is always greener on the side that uses manure and fertilizer daily.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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LAST COMMENT? DISGUSTIIIING! NO YOU TAKE IT!

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to severely injure a human.

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