- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Pornstar say to his wife? He concluded that a divorce was the way forward for both of them as, seeming as he was a pornstar, he was almost certainly having extra-maritial sexual intercourse, unhealthy for any working relationship.

Robin, Get in the Car

What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

What's the difference between a black man and a bag of crap? Quite a bit. The black man is a human male of the Kingdom Animalia, while the bag is an inanimate object. The only similarity between them would be that they both contain organic matter.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

Justin's humor

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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