- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

Q: On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet? A: Apple

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

your mom gave me head.....phones

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

A penis takes a trip to spain, he falls in love with an apple and proceeds to commit suicide

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, I like to mix up my poems.

Conner Schmidt's fiance has the fattest ass in the world <3

Q-What do you call a woman in the kitchen? A- A woman making me a damn sammich thats what.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

What's the difference between a baby and hot dog? I don't put ketchup on my hot dog when I eat it.

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