Why did the young man not want to go to school? Because he had a large tumor on the left side of his face.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

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Catholicism.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

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The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Whats up with your nan? Copious amounts of lsd

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Person 1-How do you spell pulmonary embolism? Person 2-P-U-L-M-O-N-A-R-Y E-M-B-O-L-I-S-M. Person 1- Thanks. Person 2- Your Welcome.

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Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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