- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

What are we then hypocrites?

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Health food.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

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