- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

Q: Where can you find a cat with no arms and no legs? A: Right where you left him Q: Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? A: In a bun

well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

why did the girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? A wheelchair

What's the difference between you and a cat? The cats mom isn't a whore.

I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! I've got the whole world! In my hands! Now you must listen to all of my demands or I will crush you all.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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