- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A horrible boating accident.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

racism...deal with it!

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

why was the black man forced to sit at the back of the bus ? it was a busy day.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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