- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested? He was found guilty of two acts of murder in the first degree.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

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