have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

who ever is reading this....

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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