Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

civil rights

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

what has four wheels and opens using a key? -a trunk on wheels

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Terrorist jokes make me explode with laughter.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

Whats worst then finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaus.

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