How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You do not, as she is blind and deaf, and partaking in doing so would be the morally wrong thing to do.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

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Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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"One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell all to ****, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What the f uck's your problem?'" -Training Day

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What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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this is not a joke. jks

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Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

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Why did the Dentist recommend Oral B? He had been paid by the company and thus legally bound to do so.

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After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

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How do you fit four gays on a barstool? You turn it upside down

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

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