- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

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What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

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whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

What do you call a black man driving a nice luxury sedan? A man who has, surprisingly, done very well in this economy.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? Because she was a mother catering her child's sporting event.

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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