- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Knock knock What?

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

when debbie meets downer

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

Why Do Girls Have holes?? For the guys poles.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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