- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

What did the man with the knife say to the ostrich? Run or I'll stab you!

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

Lillie: tell me three adjectives that would describe yourself. Ellie: pretty, smart, and funny. Lillie: if I were to analyze you...I would say you are pretty, smart, and funny.

A man walked into a bar. He broke his nose.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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