Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

My penis is big... not.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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