- Anti Joke

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

Do you know the muffin man? No

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.