What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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you: "hey, is your refrigerater running?" random, confusded individual: "yeah" you: "oh."

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why did the older man give candy to the little kids? he was in a parade

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? He has flourished throughout his musical career and is a very accomplished man, as he has won many Grammys

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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A Mexican man, an American man, and an Italian man go to a bridge. The mexican said "we have too much of this in our country!" and throws pasta into the water. The Mexican man says "we have to much of this in out country!" and throws a taco into the water. The American throws in the Mexican man and says "we have to much of these in our country!"

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

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A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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kid: can i go to the bathroom? teacher: you have to say the alphabet first. kid: ugh. fine. a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z teacher: what happened to the p? the kid bows his head in shame sits back down as the entire class laughs at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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