How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

What did the black man say to the young white woman during sex? you are a wonderful woman

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride?

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

my captcha says : forkin chickens

What's worse than dying? Dying twice.

womens rights

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

FUCK THE JEWS

A chicken walks into a barn.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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