what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? Hopefully it made it over without lacerating its underbelly, thus causing fatal bleeding.

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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i see trees are green, Roses are red, Violets are blue and i think to myself What a Wonderful World

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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Q: What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: A funeral.

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What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

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Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

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Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

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knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? You did?! Oh . . .

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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