- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

What's Big, Brown and really Runny ??? It doesn't matter anymore, i'll just leave the Toilet !!

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Why is this room orange? Because I painted it orange. You didn't paint it; my mom painted it.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

if quizzes are quizzical, arent tests testical?

Yeah, I mean to be honest with you, I get that one a lot.

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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