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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Why did the spoon say hi to the fork? To initiate a conversation.

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Bat-mobile? - "Robin, get in the Bat-mobile"

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She was capable of loving and caring for a dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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