- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

If John has no nose, what do John's friends call him? John

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

I was born.

What's more fun than a negative pregnancy test? Nothing.

A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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