Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Why did it die Nothing died

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What do you call a person that is green, wearing plaid, and standing next to you in the elevator? What ever their name is

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

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what did hitler say before he turned on the gas who are you calling a dick dina

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

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Hi what I lug you

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What's pink and shaped like a V? A pink V.

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What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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