- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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