- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? a pizza does not have a heart

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

What did the Nazi say to the farmer? Sie sind Juden versteckt

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

butt sex

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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