What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

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A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

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the asian kid gets an F

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why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

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Nickelback

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

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what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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An asian man and his friend walk into a bar. They both order a few drinks and drink them responsibly. They then pay for their drinks, and drive home to their loving families.

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Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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