How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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A man is shipwrecked on a desert island. One day, he finds an old lamp. When he rubs it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You have freed me. As a reward, I will grant you three wishes." The man smacks himself in the face and mutters, "Oh god, I'm seeing genies now. I must be delirious from lack of food and water." Several hours later, he dies.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Why Did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the dying man on the other side

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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What did cancer get for Christmas? Another 6 year old boy

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

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What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

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penis haha

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

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The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

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Anti Joke

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