- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

my uncle tommy is super religious. last month he's walking down the street, he gets mugged and shot in the chest. now miraculously (and i mean miraculously), he always keeps a bible in his left chest pocket. and he had something to read as he bled to death.

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