- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

Whats black and white with red all over? A dead panda

What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Hit by a bus Why did the bus driver drop his coffee? He hit the boy

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

What did the hungry man do? He ate.

why did the chicken cross the street? he couldn't, he lives in a rural area on a farm where there are no streets

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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