Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

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What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

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How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

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Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

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Oh...okay, good.

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Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

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What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

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Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

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